zeldathemes
Six Gummy Bears
and Some Scotch
My name is Bazza. I come from the land down under. I own a dingo and a corgi. I'm male. I like Tarantino films, Firefly, LOST, Fringe, Gojira, Studio Ghibli, Good Omens, Fahrenheit 451, Skulduggery Pleasant, Mumford and Sons, Game of Thrones, adventures, and tropical places.

tonyshalube:

there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec

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berlin1991:

gloomyteens:

i watch this every day

this is surreal

why did she leave omfg

  #oh my god    #FUCK  
streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

Basically the only thing one of my coworkers talks about is grunge or Nirvana or some punk rock wank and all that’s going trough my head is

  #i don't give a shit    #stOP ACTING LIKE THE GRUNGE PHASE WAS SUPER ACTIVELY INFLUENTIAL TO YOU    #YOU WERE A SMALL CHILD THE ENTIRE TIME GRUNGE WAS A THING SHUT UP  

askaspookyskeleton:

nothingbutskeletons:

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greetings! if you see this, you are being recruited to the skeleton war. have a nice day!

T̸̙̫̖ͅH͇͈̱E̪͉̥R̮͔̱̬͍͍E̺̬̙̮ ̤͚̮̩̥̥̣I͓̖̯̙͓̟̰̕S͖̣̙̠̳ ̧M̙̲̣͞O͇̖̗̦̼ ̨͍͚̜E̡͉̺̫̪͉S̟̝͍̘͓C̴̙͎̲ͅP̮͕̙̮̝A̷̟̩I̦̪NG̹̻̭̥̞͇ ͏̭̖̳͕̪̳Ṱ̴̤̠HE ̼̞͈͈Ś̤͇K̯̝̺̣̦̙E̛̫̬L҉̣͕̯̠̙ͅE͏͖T̖̫͍O͖͕̹̲̳N̤̘ ̧̱̱̯̹D̪̜͝ͅR̙̣A̷̟̤F̻̠̭͖̻̤́T̻͔

I’ve become exceedingly active on the twitter dot com recently and ive been neglecting this other blue site and i apologise

  #ignore me  

kidxforever:

Somewhere on planet earth

Right now

At this moment

Somebody

Is

Riding dick

Shout out to the them

  #i need to be some part of this situation jfc  

THERE HAS BEEN
A GEL AVAILABILE
FOR $16 A BOX
AND HES HAD ME ON ANDROGEL

  #WHAT THE FUCK    #ftm  

So my insurance dropped me without warning fuck my entire life

  #gonna go to my work tonorrow and ask about their insurance    #ugh fuck  
  #benevolent in a fucking gifset    #I love that man but my god he is ALWAYS LATE  

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon in the middle of the night waking you up because there’s a spider in their room.

  #oh my god Clint would  

pleasantandcain:

Life goal: Bane’s shoulder muscles as he descends that chain in the sewers

i think everyone needs a reminder of that one second of porn in TDKR

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damn

  #god is real  

Life goal: Bane’s shoulder muscles as he descends that chain in the sewers

  #like DAMN    #also sexual orientation    #because sweet lord almighty  

"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

  #b ttu ot